🧰 Resource Wishlist: Let’s Build Some Chaos Tools Together

My darling KPI wranglers and spreadsheet whisperers,

What’s missing from your CSM toolkit that would make your job just a smidge more manageable (or a whole lot more fabulous)?

A new template? A meeting script? A petty file to survive client ghosting?

Drop your wildest, weirdest, most-needed resource requests below. Don’t be shy. We’re in the business of building brilliant, slightly unhinged things that actually help.

💬 What would make your workday smoother?

🧠 What do you wish you had when that one client derailed your entire QBR?

📈 What could help you explain your book of business to leadership without breaking into interpretive dance?

I’ll zhuzh, write, build, and deliver as much as humanly (and unhingedly) possible. Let’s make the resource section of your dreams.

With affection and a glitter pen,

💖 Your Favorite Chaos Consultant